You know that Christmas song you just can’t stand? The one that the radio plays over and over and over, as if every DJ in the world knows exactly how much you can’t stand it?

I don’t have a solution for that.

I do have this Horrible Holiday Song Bingo, featuring some of the most universally reviled Christmas tunes. The goal is the reverse of traditional Bingo: avoid filling in as many squares as possible, especially if they would lead to five in a row, filling the corners, or a filled card.